there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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