I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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