Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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