omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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