Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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