Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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