I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Randomize
