on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Can you bring me the toilet please
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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