Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Randomize
