Me too!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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