The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I just threw up on my dentist
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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