Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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