I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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