I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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