I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He called his prostate his "boner button".
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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