Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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