is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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