doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
