do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
