Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
There r osticjed everywhere
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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