I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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