How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
