yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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