But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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