Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
