My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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