That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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