this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
