when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
17 year olds will be the death of me.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Randomize
