I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
i need some magic done to my vagina
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
