quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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