R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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