You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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