i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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