what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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