i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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