this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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