Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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