On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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