This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
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