Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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