So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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