Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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