Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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