..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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