i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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