is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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