You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Randomize
