she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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