Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You were trust falling into bushes
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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