why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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