Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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