You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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